Lorne Fest: Slash: Lorne/Parrish (Nc-17)

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Title: 5 Ways to Have Sex on the Daedalus without Getting Caught

Author: clwilson2006

Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis

Characters/Pairing: Lorne/Parrish, Caldwell, Novak, Hermiod

Rating: NC-17 overall

Warnings: There’s sex in the title and the Rating is NC-17, do you need warnings as well.

Word Count: ~750

Disclaimer: Nobody from Atlantis belongs to me.

Notes: Written for slashing_lorne summer of Lorne fest 2010 for the prompt. Lorne/Parrish – How to have sex on the Daedalus without getting caught. I liked this one so much I wrote it five times! Many thanks to RiverOtter for the speedy beta.

 

Five Ways to Have Sex on the Daedalus without getting caught

1.       Quietly

Lorne bites down hard on the material of his uniform jacket where it bunches in the crook of his elbow as he comes. He looks down at David and watches as his softening cock slides out of the botanist’s mouth. Grinning widely David gracefully stands, sliding his hands up Evan’s body as he does.

“Very good, Major.” David tells him. Lorne wraps his hand around the back of David’s neck and pulls him down for a kiss, licking his own taste from David’s mouth. David moans and leans against Evan.

“Let’s see how quiet you can be.” Lorne whispers as he moves David so they switch positions. Evan drops to his knees and unzips David’s pants, sparing a glance at David, Evan grins and licks at David’s hard dick. David hisses.

“Quieter than that Doc.” Evan admonishes and sucks David in. David clamps a hand over his own mouth and desperately tries to keep the noise in.

 

2.       Use a friend for distraction

“Colonel Caldwell!” the voice calls just as Steven reaches the door to the room assigned to Major Lorne.

“Dr. Novak.” Caldwell turns to address her

“If I could have a moment of your time, sir? In the engine room?”

“I was just going to drop this paperwork with the Major and then I’ll be right down.” Caldwell indicates the files he is carrying. Novak hiccups.

“I’m sure that can wait.” She hiccups again. “We have another week before we reach Atlantis.”

“Is it urgent?” He asks frowning at her

Novak hiccups and nods. A muffled thump comes from the other side of the door.

“Now, sir, please. Hermiod doesn’t like to be kept waiting.”

Stephen sighs, rule one at the SGC is keep the geeks happy, rule one on the Daedalus is keep Hermiod happy. Carefully ignoring the groaning he can hear through the door he follows the hiccuping Doctor down the corridor.

 

3.       Not Quite In the F-302 bay

“And thus ends the tour.” Lorne proudly pats the wing tip of the F-302 he and Parrish are standing next to.

“Impressive view.” Parrish notes, but he’s not looking at the spacecraft or the star field visible through the force field at the end of the bay. He’s looking right at Lorne.

“David.” Evan whines, noting the familiar look in Parrish’s eyes.

“Evan.” David responds by crowding Lorne against the wing of the F-302

“Not in here.” But Evan isn’t stopping David’s roaming hands, he isn’t even checking to see if anyone can see them.

“Gonna make you come, right on the ship.” David growls in Evan’s ear.

“Oh God.” Evan is stupidly hard and pushing against David as David leans into him.

“God dammit.” David mutters, unable to get Evan’s flight suit undone. Evan laughs and David unrepentantly massages Evan’s cock through his clothes. Evan finally sees sense and grips David’s hand in his own.

“I will not come in my flight suit. I have to wear it for the rest of the day.”

“So where can we go so that I can strip you?” David is still trying to get his hands on Evan’s body.

“I have quarters.” Lorne tells him. David nods.

They still have to make it to the other end of the ship and three decks up without anyone noticing.

 

4.       To enhance inter-species relationships

Evan shuddered his way through his second orgasm in the last hour; he’d have suggested this sooner if he’d of known David was such an exhibitionist. His scientist had been particularly amorous in this encounter and Evan had received a spectacular blowjob and then been thoroughly fucked. He sighed as David pulled out and flopped down next to him.

“I see.” said Hermiod, handing them a damp wash cloth and blinking several times.

 

5.       Make sure you are the highest ranking officer on board

Lorne had carefully checked the duty roster for the ship’s crew; while it was docked on Atlantis he knew there would only be a few people on board. Striding onto the bridge he notices the two sergeants who suddenly sit up from their previously slumped positions. He casually lounges in the Captain’s chair for a few minutes.

“Clear the bridge.” He orders, not looking at either of them as they mutter their yes sirs and leave. He clicks twice on his headset and moments later David appears at his side.

“You rang?” David grins at him. Lorne answers with a cheeky smirk and pulls David onto his lap.

“Call me ‘Captain’” Evan orders.

“Aye, Aye, Captain.” David says dutifully and leans in for a kiss.