Where we let the eyebrows do the talking

Title: Just Another Day in Outer Space
Author: seleneheart
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Another alien village, another set of weird demands.
Warnings: none
Word count: ~1,700
Beta: all mistakes mine
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, not for profit
Feedback: Yes!
Archive: Worlds Undreamed Of
Author's Note: Another kink_bingo square, this one is 'exposure/striptease'. Is there an 'aliens made them strip' trope? This can be seen a sequel to Producing a Sense of Intimacy from last year's bingo card.

It’s just another fabulous part of the on-going craziness that’s his life in the Pegasus Galaxy

Title: Producing a Sense of Intimacy
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A not-so-routine mission, an alien fertility ritual, and of course, some sex pollen. Typical day in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Warnings: highlight: ritual drug use, aliens made them do it
Word count: ~1130
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, not for profit
Feedback: Yes!
Archive: Worlds Undreamed Of
Author's Note: Another kink_bingo square, this one is 'drugs/alcohol'

A fertility ritual, sir, just as we suspected

Title: Lorne's Warning
Author: seleneheart
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings: Lorne/Parrish, clueless Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG
Summary: Lorne is concerned when Sheppard is put in charge of the off-world botany team
Word count: ~1,400
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: don't own 'em, not for profit
Spoilers: tiny spoiler for 'Remnants'
Beta: uisgich
Archive: Worlds Undreamed Of

Lorne looked like he had something on his mind

Title: Masturbating Men of Atlantis
Author: seleneheart
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings/Characters: No pairings, these are solo performances, mostly. Caldwell, Chuck, Lorne, McKay, Parrish, Ronon Dex, Sheppard, Zelenka
Rating: M
Summary: Uh, pretty much just what the title says
Word count: 2,596
Warnings: abuse of masturbation slang
Disclaimer: don't own 'em, not for profit
Spoilers: Season 4
Author's Notes: This is the result of a conversation with aesc about John Sheppard's golf game and because I finally figured out what MMOM stands for. I'm sure this isn't *all* the men on Atlantis who masturbate, but considering the list, I think it's quite enough for one go. X-posted liek whoa to the appropriate comms.

Masturbating Men of Atlantis

Title: Exile
Author: seleneheart
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings: Lorne/Parrish
Rating: R
Summary: Evan Lorne does his duty and comes back to Earth
Word count: 1,872
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: don't own 'em, not for profit
Beta: muck_a_luck
Author's Notes: This was inspired by cesperanza's absolutely incredible story Written by the Victors. Her universe is used with her permission. If you haven't read her fic yet, reserve some time and do it. It has spawned other works in other media, to which you can find links in her LJ.

Exile