Where we let the eyebrows do the talking

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Tie Me Up
Characters/pairing: Lorne/Sheppard
Prompt: 012 trust
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen
Summary: a step further between lovers
Author's Notes: slash/no spoilers

Tie Me Up

Title: Lorne's Traditions of New Year's Eves
Pairing: lorne/sheppard
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Lorne reflects on New Year's Eve come and gone
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis is not my sandbox, I'm just playing here…

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!

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It wasn’t the worst one he'd ever had.

He'd spent one New Year's Eve in the mud of a South American country under the deluge of a three day rain. MRE's had been the culinarian delight of choice and the water in his canteen had been "sanitized" with the standard issue chlorine tablet that ensured the only gastronomical distress came from the aftertaste and not a variety of microscopic bacterium dining on his insides.

Which actually hadn't been as bad as when he spent the stroke of midnight in the women's bathroom at Captain Tony's in Key West holding his blind date's hair out of the toilet. The poor girl attempted to empty every item she'd ever consumed in the space of about twenty minutes. He still had the great T-shirt he'd bought to replace the one she'd puked on on the repeated occasion when she'd missed the john. He'd seen her home, because he was like that, and spent the drive back to Arizona explaining to his college roommate all the reasons why the match-up had been a bad idea, not the least of which was the girl had been the wrong gender. His roommate had taken it pretty well, all things considering, although Evan'd been pretty sure he'd bought a bus ticket at the next gas station had he not spent his entire allowance for the next three months in Captain Tony's saloon. The roommate recovered and they'd roomed together for another quarter before the guy had pledged a fraternity and moved out. His next roommate had been a lot more accommodating and far less inclined to set him up with random females picked up in bars.

Then there was the New Year's he'd spent with the Unas. It wasn't the Terran New Year, but the Unas celebrated the turning of the dates like Earth humans did - although that's where the similarities ended. Unas traditional New Year's consisted of a three day fast during which they shunned bathing and grooming, sitting around in super-heated tents sweating out the sins and transgressions of the past year until the stroke of midnight when they plunged in the icy waters of the nearest body of running water.

So, when he'd found himself in a small enclosure in the center of a nondescript village on an unnamed planet, he wasn't overly bent about it. He was dry, if not necessarily warm, and, while he was a long way from comfortable, things could be worse - he could be back in Captain Tony's. At least here Sheppard and company had arrived to negotiate his rescue and no one was throwing up on him. A total bonus was that there hadn't been any mention of marrying him off to the short girl with mousy hair in the last hour or so - not since she'd brought over some stew and really stale bread. Not that he was complaining - it was the first food he'd seen since they locked him up. So, yeah, things were looking pretty good from where he sat. And he had absolute faith that Sheppard would have him talked out of here in no time flat - worse case scenario, he was pretty sure Shep would trade McKay for him.

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: I wouldn’t have you any other way…
Characters/pairing: lorne/ronon lorne/sheppard (mentions lorne/cadman)
Prompt: Oct 29 - Daylight Savings Time ends (North America)): write a drabble where Lorne or his lover is late.
Word Count: 832
Rating: Mature for language and sexuality
Summary: Sheppard’s team is late checking in…
Disclaimer: Characters herein belong to the show Stargate Atlantis, the situations they find themselves in are not cannon. Song title from Elton John.

( I wouldn’t have you any other way… )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Xenophon’s Horse
Characters/pairing: lorne/ronon
Prompt: Oct 16 - School Librarian Day: write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover finding the Atlantis version of a library. Single word prompt: books
Word Count: 507
Rating: Mature
Summary: Lorne and Ronon find a library
Author's Notes: once again this is all drkcherry's fault.


( Xenophon's Horse )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: A Thin Dark Line
Characters/pairing: lorne/ronon
Prompt: Oct 10 - Bruce Springsteen releases his 9th album "Tunnel of Love": write a drabble/ficlet inspired by one of the album's songs or song titles http://www.brucespringsteen.net/albums/tunnel.html
Word Count: 1297
Rating: Mature, GRAPHIC, Dark and violent sex involved.
Summary: A continuation of my Lost Boys AU found here: one way lost boys didn't happen
Author's Notes: Warnings: This borders on non-con, even though I’ve been assured it isn’t. It is by no means fluffy bunny fic. It’s dark, and violent and if you have doubts, you should play it safe and stay 300 feet from the rear of the vehicle at all times. There is also blood, but it isn’t bloodplay….just letting you know.
Beta'd by the fabulous drkcherry who I love and worship.....

( The road is dark and it's a thin, thin line )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Three's An Interesting Number
Characters/pairing: lorne, ronon, sheppard, weir/caldwell if you squint
Prompt: Oct 14 - Atlanta Braves become 1st team to sweep in NL playoff: write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover playing "sports". Single word prompt: balls
Word Count: 620
Rating: Gen to teen
Summary: careful how you play things.
Author's Notes: pre-slash

( Three's an Interesting Number )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Chill Of An Early Fall
Characters/pairing: lorne/sheppard
Prompt: Oct 8 - 24th Country Music Association Award: George Strait wins Entertainer of the Year: write a drabble/ficlet using the title of a George Strait Song
Word Count: 515
Rating: General Audience
Summary: Dark, angsty, death-fic. When I signed into my email just now, one of the headlines was “American Airman killed in Iraq. Just paying my respects.
Author's Notes: death-fic


( Chill Of An Early Fall )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Dark Blue
Characters/pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Prompt: Oct 12 - US Navy is formed: write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne's interaction with the Navy, riding on a Navy ship, stationed with navy personnel, cheering for the Army at the Army/Navy game - anything. Single word prompt: navy (could be the colour)
Word Count: 245
Rating: totally General Audience.
Summary: Lorne and Parrish. Watching a copy of a football. In October. On Atlantis.
Author's Notes: Blame this one on Mr Smith himself. And Dragon*Con

( Dark Blue )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Grateful
Characters/pairing:
Prompt: Oct 9 - Thanksgiving Day in Canada/Columbus day in United States: write a drabble/ficlet about what Lorne is grateful for in his lover. Single word prompt: turkey
Word Count: 213
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: John Sheppard had a death wish.
Author's Notes: I’m not feeling all that great, physically emotionally or mentally. So this is dark – reflecting my own moods. At least I kept it short.

( Grateful )

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Spar
Characters/pairing: Lorne/Ronon
Prompt: smut_69 prompt #034 foreplay, slashing_lorne prompt: Oct 5 - World Teachers Day: write a drabble/ficlet where Lorne or his lover teaches the other one something new. Single word prompt: lessons
Word Count: 1801
Rating: mature
Summary: Ronon helps Lorne train and they learn a little more about each other
Author's Notes: porn. of the male/male variety
Beta'd by: the lovely drkcherry

( Spar )