Response. October challenge #3.Mature
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slashing_lorneFandom: Stargate Atlantis
Title: Plaid
Characters/pairing: Lorne/Sheppard
Prompt: Oct 3 - Richard the Lionhearted crowned King of England: write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne, his lover, and anything British. Single word prompt: plaid
Word Count: 548
Rating: Mature
Summary: written for slashing_lorne October challenges:
Author's Notes: warnings for silly ficlet
John keyed the door open when it chimed, practically dragging Lorne inside his quarters. Evan had been off-world for three days on an agricultural exchange mission and John was horny as hell. He’d been waiting ever since Lorne and his team had returned through the Gate, waiting while Lorne had stopped in his own quarters to shower off three days of dust and sweat. He smelled of clean soap and shampoo now which was almost worth the extra half-hour he’d forced John to cool his heels.
John hurriedly unbuttoned the standard issued shirt and tossed it and Evan’s black t-shirt onto a chair. He worked on Evan’s trousers next, dropping to the floor and pulling the zipper down, tugging the pants off Evan’s slim hips.
And stopped.
He cocked his head to one side he took in the “scene”. Lorne mostly naked and in John’s bedroom was always a thing of beauty. Lorne mostly naked, in John’s bedroom and happily sporting a hard-on was even better yet. But Lorne with a hard-on in John’s bedroom wearing plaid boxer shorts was something different.
“What?” Evan asked.
“I don’t know….” John said, “I guess I always thought of you as a tightie-whitie kinda guy,” he admitted.
“I prefer my stuff to have a little room to breathe, thank you very much,” Evan shot back.
“When did you even start wearing underwear?”
“I always wear underwear on my days off,” Lorne replied, “just kinda like the way it feels. But not out in the field. I always go commando out in the field, one less thing to bunch up and ride your ass, you know?”
John’s brain didn’t get past the image of bunching up Lorne’s underwear and riding his ass out in the field. He mentally made a note to schedule his team and Lorne’s for a joint off-world mission in the next few days.
“Yeah,” John agreed when his brain came back. “Me, too. I found out fast underwear and flightsuits just don’t mix.”
Lorne laughed. “I bet not. They’re pretty unforgiving under a set of BDU’s after about the third or fourth day.”
“Well, one thing’s for certain. Those are definitely gonna look better on the floor than on you,” he grinned up at Evan salaciously.
Evan grinned back. He started to reply and then stopped short.
“Hey!” he protested, realizing that wasn’t the compliment he’d taken it for at first.
Sheppard said, “Yeah. On the floor. Preferably in a corner. Under stuff. Lots of stuff!”
“My cousin sent me these!”
“I hope you aren’t overly attached to them,” John replied. “I mean, come on, Evan. They’re plaid. And they’re not just plaid….they’re flannel. Who wears flannel, plaid boxers?”
Evan looked at him with a fixed stare. “Me.”
‘Ooooooo-kay’, John thought. ‘Definitely calls for Plan B.”
John pushed Evan backwards onto the bed, Evan’s pants catching around his ankles and tripping him. He fell across the mattress and John scooted after him on his knees. He grabbed the hem of the shorts and ripped them up one side, nuzzling into Evan’s balls as he did, sucking them into his mouth.
“You are so gonna pay for ---- oh, fuck!” Evan groaned.
John licked a long stripe up the underside of Evan’s cock.
“I certainly hope so,” he grinned.
Title: Plaid
Characters/pairing: Lorne/Sheppard
Prompt: Oct 3 - Richard the Lionhearted crowned King of England: write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne, his lover, and anything British. Single word prompt: plaid
Word Count: 548
Rating: Mature
Summary: written for slashing_lorne October challenges:
Author's Notes: warnings for silly ficlet
John keyed the door open when it chimed, practically dragging Lorne inside his quarters. Evan had been off-world for three days on an agricultural exchange mission and John was horny as hell. He’d been waiting ever since Lorne and his team had returned through the Gate, waiting while Lorne had stopped in his own quarters to shower off three days of dust and sweat. He smelled of clean soap and shampoo now which was almost worth the extra half-hour he’d forced John to cool his heels.
John hurriedly unbuttoned the standard issued shirt and tossed it and Evan’s black t-shirt onto a chair. He worked on Evan’s trousers next, dropping to the floor and pulling the zipper down, tugging the pants off Evan’s slim hips.
And stopped.
He cocked his head to one side he took in the “scene”. Lorne mostly naked and in John’s bedroom was always a thing of beauty. Lorne mostly naked, in John’s bedroom and happily sporting a hard-on was even better yet. But Lorne with a hard-on in John’s bedroom wearing plaid boxer shorts was something different.
“What?” Evan asked.
“I don’t know….” John said, “I guess I always thought of you as a tightie-whitie kinda guy,” he admitted.
“I prefer my stuff to have a little room to breathe, thank you very much,” Evan shot back.
“When did you even start wearing underwear?”
“I always wear underwear on my days off,” Lorne replied, “just kinda like the way it feels. But not out in the field. I always go commando out in the field, one less thing to bunch up and ride your ass, you know?”
John’s brain didn’t get past the image of bunching up Lorne’s underwear and riding his ass out in the field. He mentally made a note to schedule his team and Lorne’s for a joint off-world mission in the next few days.
“Yeah,” John agreed when his brain came back. “Me, too. I found out fast underwear and flightsuits just don’t mix.”
Lorne laughed. “I bet not. They’re pretty unforgiving under a set of BDU’s after about the third or fourth day.”
“Well, one thing’s for certain. Those are definitely gonna look better on the floor than on you,” he grinned up at Evan salaciously.
Evan grinned back. He started to reply and then stopped short.
“Hey!” he protested, realizing that wasn’t the compliment he’d taken it for at first.
Sheppard said, “Yeah. On the floor. Preferably in a corner. Under stuff. Lots of stuff!”
“My cousin sent me these!”
“I hope you aren’t overly attached to them,” John replied. “I mean, come on, Evan. They’re plaid. And they’re not just plaid….they’re flannel. Who wears flannel, plaid boxers?”
Evan looked at him with a fixed stare. “Me.”
‘Ooooooo-kay’, John thought. ‘Definitely calls for Plan B.”
John pushed Evan backwards onto the bed, Evan’s pants catching around his ankles and tripping him. He fell across the mattress and John scooted after him on his knees. He grabbed the hem of the shorts and ripped them up one side, nuzzling into Evan’s balls as he did, sucking them into his mouth.
“You are so gonna pay for ---- oh, fuck!” Evan groaned.
John licked a long stripe up the underside of Evan’s cock.
“I certainly hope so,” he grinned.
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Date: 2006-10-07 02:23 pm (UTC)Sorry I would comment more coherently but I am also stuck at the image of
Nick- dammit - Lorne and John both going commando on the field. *fans self*no subject
Date: 2006-10-07 02:48 pm (UTC)I know....Evan just doesn't seem right yet....
Blame the commando thing on these two pics from
http://pics.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/pic/002y6t95/
http://pics.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/pic/002y7xgw/
where she mentions the obvious lack of pantylines!! From there the bunny grew....
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Date: 2006-10-07 02:51 pm (UTC)Oh GOD I did say pantylines, didn't I? *facepalm*
also? He'll always be Marc or Nick. Evan is obviously a very boring nickname *nod*
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Date: 2006-10-07 02:53 pm (UTC)Although I should blame inbetween for the pics as well...so there - you two can share the blame!!
But, yes, my dear, you did in fact say pantylines...
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Date: 2006-10-07 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-07 03:25 pm (UTC)I need an icon of John's ass....yes, a nice ass-icon.
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Date: 2006-10-07 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-07 02:48 pm (UTC)I LOVE how the boxers offended John's slightly gay sense of fashion *giggles* this was adorable and hot, which is just my favorite mix EVAR :D
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Date: 2006-10-07 02:54 pm (UTC)Thanks for the read and your comments and for liking it!!!!
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Date: 2006-10-08 07:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-08 12:14 pm (UTC)::whistles happily::
My work here is done....
Thanks for reading me!!