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Title: Unbearable trauma.
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Word Count: 215
Rating: G
Summary: There was a bandaid, even.
Prompt:Oct 11 - John Bobbitt has plastic surgery to increase his penis 3 inches: write a drabble/ficlet where Lorne is telling his lover about "that horrible sports injury" he suffered back in college. Single word prompt: injury
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my sockies with the straps and a rather narcoleptic cat.
Notes: *smile*



David laughed helplessly, his slightly high voice breaking down into almost girlish giggling. It was always a sign that he was truly amused, absolutely tickled, when his laughter rose an octave or so.

"well it's not that funny" Marc grumbled goodnaturedly, letting David drape himself across his chest, rocking them both with his shoulder-shaking giggles.

"oh...oh....oh GOD it so is!! How can you s-say it's n-not?" The last of the sentence was slightly obscured by David's mirth.

"it hurt! It really hurt! I was scarred, it was a debilitating injury! I don't see why you find that so amusing."

He knew that would set David off again, and the corners of his mouth rose in a brief grin, a flash of white--it was always nice to see he knew his boyfriend so well.

"n-nno...it'...it's not that....oh Marc! ahahahah!"

"it was a really vicious duckie. Look, you can still see the bitemarks."

Marc held up one calloused finger and waggled it with a rather pitiful look on his face.

David nearly fell from the couch in his laughter, and Lorne grinned, holding him up with one arm.

"I shudder to think what you'd do if I told you about the pony at my fourth birthday...now that's a horrifying tale."

Atlantis rang with David Parrish's laughter for nearly fifteen minutes.


Date: 2006-10-13 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ria-kukalaka.livejournal.com
awwwwwwww cuteness. Now you have me giggling!

Date: 2006-10-13 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larian.livejournal.com
Hee. I couldn't help smiling myself. Cute.

Date: 2006-10-14 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gomeroi.livejournal.com
I really enjoyed reading your Lorne/Parrish fic. It was very funny and made me smile. Keep up the good fic writing!

Date: 2006-10-14 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vagablonde.livejournal.com
I totally snorted my Tynant out thru my nose!!!

A duckie!!! A vicous duckie!!!!

This was wonderful!

Date: 2006-10-14 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarspasm.livejournal.com
You have to watch out for poultry. I was chased by an angry goose once. Smug bastards.

Date: 2006-10-14 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Very cute!

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