Major In The Middle (1/1)

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Title: Major in the Middle (1/1)

Author: ~Tali

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, places, or things you might recognize. I am only playing and promise to give them back when I am done. I am not making any money off them.

Rating: NC-17

Characters: Rodney/Lorne/Radek

Warnings: SLASH, Threesome, PWP

NOTES: Itatic words are for emphasis.

Feedback: Yes please, I'd love some.

Dedication: For Io, who waved her ficcy wand and commanded it so... cause she made my rocking new icon.

Special thanks to my BETA sgkoneko

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When Lorne woke, it was a typical Tuesday morning on Atlantis. He had a report due on Colonel Sheppard’s desk no later then 1200, but he was still smarting from a stun shot to the hip, and he needed both breakfast and a bit of down time in the gym. He had time for one, because he also had a meeting with his Colonel at 0930. Grumbling, Major Evan Lorne stumbled to his shower. Sleeping nude made it very easy for him to go straight into his nice warm shower. He never understood why so many people complained of cold showers, his was always perfectly warm. Once clean, he moved for the mess. Loading up on powdered eggs, almost burnt toast, and a perfectly sad looking fruit cup, Lorne sat with his men. He had been trying to listen to the latest bout of betting, but he was instantly aware something was wrong.

Scanning the mess, he scowled. The coffee pot was full. There was a soft din of talking but a distinct lack of shouting. McKay was not, and had not been in yet. Dr. Zelenka was also missing. "Any of you seen McKay or Zelenka?"

There were a couple of negative grunts as marines stuffed their faces, a couple shaking their heads, and one finally spoke up. "No, not this morning. I passed the labs on my way here and all was quiet in there too."

Now Lorne was worried. Those two never slept in and when together they were never quiet. "Huh, that's weird, right?" He looked at the table and got a quick nod from almost all the men. "Got a meeting, see you men at the gym later." He smirked heading for his CO's office. On his way there, he passed the two scientists. Both were whispering and looked at him, then moved away whispering and hissing. His eyes traced the two as they moved around him. "Something very weird is going on." He said to himself.

"Major Lorne, never late I see." Sheppard smirked from behind his desk. It was covered in files, and looked as if McKay had come in, danced a jig on it, and then left.

"Sir." Lorne nodded, waiting for permission to sit. Once seated, Lorne cleared his throat, "Permission to speak freely Sir?"

"Of course, Lorne. And will ya knock off all that Sir, stuff... it gives me a rash", John sighed sitting forward.

Rolling his eyes, Lorne wondered for the millionth time, how a man like Sheppard had made Colonel. "Something weird is going on with McKay and Zelenka." When John only raised an eyebrow and frowned, the Major continued. "They're.... quiet."

"Ooh-kay... McKay being quiet is weird. My geek is seldom... alright, don't look at me like that, never quiet." John nodded along with his admission. "So keep an eye on them. They're probably up to something. Dr. Z is kind of an explosions fan, this could be very bad... and Rodney bored can be talked into anything!" John smirked at Lorne.

"Wait I didn't want Geek Watch... I was just suggesting you pin some one on them." Lorne said immediately.

"You have your orders, Major. I trust you. You'll take real good care of Rodney and Dr. Z." John was now digging through his desk in search of the duty roster he had only completed minutes before this meeting. He handed it to Lorne, "Post that on your way out would you?"

"Sir, yes Sir." Lorne sighed standing and taking the roster. Once he posted it, he found one of his breakfast buddies. "I've got Geek Watch, so you guys will have to play ball with out me."

"Colonel thinks their up to something too? That can't be good can it?" The Marine frowned, as Radek and Rodney moved across the gate room and toward Elizabeth's office, still hissing and whispering in low tones no one would understand. "They are up to something."

Lorne just nodded with a resigned air. "And it’s my job to stop them... of course I have no idea how I'm going to do that."

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When Lorne woke, it was a typical Tuesday morning on Atlantis. He had a report due on Colonel Sheppard’s desk no later then 1200. He was still smarting from a stun shot to the hip, and he needed both breakfast and a bit of down time in the gym. Instead, he'd been assigned Geek Watch, because McKay and Zelenka were acting suspicious. They also kept giving him the slip, which really ticked him off. They were cheating of course, they had a city schematic. Lorne always caught up with them, which had caused them to be very skittish. When Lorne had been trying to come up with a way to stop whatever mischief they were up to, *this* had not been what he'd intended.

Major Evan Lorne was currently sitting in a chair, his knees spread wide, his BDU's around his ankles, with his mouth wide open. He couldn't believe what his eyes were seeing. He couldn't believe what he was feeling. Duel mouths, the two smartest men in the galaxy were going down on him at the same time. With wide eyes, he panted afraid if he touched they might stop, and with Radek Zelenka's mouth trailing further south Lorne was not about to chance stopping. As Radek sucked first one then the other ball into his hot wet mouth, Rodney's head bobbed, slurping in the most perfectly obscene way on his cock, and Lorne was sure Rodney was after his brains. Rodney McKay was sucking his brains out through his cock and Lorne was very willing to be a mindless drone as long as Rodney did that thing with his tongue again.

"Ahhh!!" His hips jerked as Rodney's tongue swiped the head once more and teased the leaking slit. "Fffuuuck." He hissed gripping the arm rests, his hips bucking into Rodney's mouth. Shaking his head, he groaned.

Radek had finally released the tight swollen sack with a grin of approval. "Rodney gives best head on city." He slurred a little moving down to kiss and lick Lorne.

Silently Lorne thanked whatever deity was watching the attack that he kept up with his hygiene. Then thoughts stopped as a slick tongue wriggled into his anus. "FOR THE LOVE OF OH MY... FUCK!" Lorne wriggled then whimpered, being rimmed and having his cock sucked at the same time was not a sensation Evan had experienced, even in his wilder high school days. "I'm gonna... oh yes yes... wait NO! NO!!!" He growled ready to shoot one Doctor Rodney McKay in his smirking face.

"Hush... we're not done... just don't want you leaving the party too early." Rodney panted pulling Radek up for a deep kiss, which caused both Radek and Major Lorne to whimper. Reaching into his pocket, Rodney pulled out lube and slicked up two of Zelenka's fingers.

Without looking or breaking his kiss, Dr. Zelenka carefully pressed the two well-slicked fingers into the wide-eyed Major. Lorne's head fell back and he hissed, his hips jerking. "Oh... uhhh, you two... damn it!"

Rodney had managed to get Radek's pants undone and pushed down so he was stroking the Czech with a rough tight fist. Lorne watched wide eyed as Rodney's fist moved up and down Radek's length, causing Dr. Z to loll his head back with his mouth open and eyes clenched. McKay's mouth sucked and kissed at the exposed throat. "Time Radek... now or never... gotta... let him... take you."

When the good doctor's fingers finally left him, the Major leaned forward and kissed Zelenka. Devouring the beautiful man's mouth and moans, his hand trailed down Radek's spine and cupped the tight globe of one cheek. His fingers were headed right for his tight pucker, but found it already inhabited by two thick slick fingers of Dr. McKay.

"Just getting him ready for you, Major Radek can be a very pushy bottom." The Astrophysicist smirked a little, laughing a deep husky chuff when Zelenka made a grunt of protest at his words. Gently Rodney removed his fingers and helped Radek lean over a low bench. Lorne was still unsure what this room was, but he wasn't complaining too much about the abundance of furniture that seemed designed for just such actions to be taking place on them. "Now push in careful, Evan." Rodney whispered into the air force officer's neck in between hot kisses. "He's tight, and savors the initial sting." It was obvious that Rodney was speaking from experience, and Lorne, ever the officer, was acting on instinct and following orders.

He positioned his wide, wet head at the Czech’s clenching entrance. He seemed to squeeze with each inhalation. Panting, Lorne tried to gather himself long enough to reassure Zelenka he would not hurt him. "Calm down, Doc... I've done this... before." He promised, before leaning over and kissing the smaller man. Once Radek had relaxed, Evan pushed in past the rings of muscle and hissed as he was instantly clenched down on. "OH HELL!" He growled looking into the bright blue eyes, eyes that were glazed and still managed to twinkle at him in excited mischief. "HELL HELL FUCK ME YES!"

He pulled back and pushed in as soon as Zelenka relaxed again. Rodney worked at undressing the strapping young Major while he panted and cursed as he fucked Radek Zelenka into the small metal bench. Zelenka had long since lost his clothing and his legs wrapped around Lorne's thighs, pulling him in tight. Watching Rodney undress over Lorne's shoulder, Radek smiled at the bite marks all over his chest and shoulders. In the back of his mind, he made a note for the next time the Colonel tried to bribe him out of perfectly good moonshine. Rodney watched with eyes half closed and moaned as Radek pulled Lorne over himself.

"Oh that is too pretty." Rodney's fingers delved back into Lorne's tight ass hole, scissoring to be sure he was stretched and ready. Zelenka had done a fine job previously, satisfied and a little impatient Rodney pressed himself into Lorne.

"AHHHrRRRRGGGGAAA...." Evan arched, whimpering and then biting down on Zelenka's shoulder with a whimper. He stilled, as did Rodney, allowing a moment for adjustment. They weren't in the most practical or easily held positions; this would take some careful maneuvering.

"Major in the middle... my new favorite game." Rodney groaned as he started to rock. As he picked up speed, Lorne's body rocked forward and into Radek's. "Holy fucking... mutha... yes yes..." Each genius was now muttering his own mantra as they were either squeezed or pounded. Rodney in French, Radek in Czech and Evan was beyond words as he was both squeezed and pounded. He was simply crying out over and over, swallowing his screams when he could and babbling incoherently about brilliant bored men.

Moments later one cry after another was heard echoing in the halls. Three bodies lay on the floor in the out of the way storage room. All nude, all sweating, all panting, and all wearing the same satisfied smile.

Surprisingly Rodney stood first. Pulling wipes out of a drawer, the same drawer that held the lube Lorne would later note, he cleaned himself up and then handed the wipes to Radek who was up also. Both were cleaned, dressed, and walking out of the room, just as Lorne sat up.

"Wait a minute!" He called but they just looked back at him and grinned, then walked back toward the occupied area of the city. Lorne could hear them arguing about something.

Cleaned, dressed, and confused, Lorne went back to the Colonel's office. "Uh, Colonel Sheppard, Sir?"

"I told you to knock off the sir, shit." John frowned, looking up from where he was trying to make heads or tails of a report handed to him by AG4. "Come in Evan. Figure out what Rodney and Dr. Z were up to yet? I heard them arguing a few minutes ago, so I figured you disarmed the bomb or what ever it was?" His brows rose in speculation.

"I uh..." Lorne shifted in the chair now wishing he'd remained standing. "No, I don't really know what they were up to Sir. They uh, but they're over it now." He chewed his lip.

"Well, good... you can take the rest of the afternoon off, Major." John grinned shrugging. Just as Lorne left John called out, "I hear good things about Major in the Middle though."

When Lorne woke it was a typical Tuesday morning on Atlantis. He had a report due on Colonel Sheppard’s desk no later then 1200. He was still smarting from a stun shot to the hip, and he needed both breakfast and a bit of down time in the gym. Wide-eyed Lorne spluttered, squeaked and finally groaned, leaving to find his shower. This was not a typical Tuesday on Atlantis. He stopped in the middle of the hall as he heard Rodney and Radek arguing somewhere close by, he nodded. "But I could definitely handle it if it became typical." He smiled to himself.

Comments

[denyce.livejournal.com]

Major in the middle, lol. So how did Sheppard know, who told…Rodney or Zelenka, or maybe it was pre-planned? Or maybe he already knew & had experienced Colonel in the middle, lol! Inquiring minds would like to know *nods* ;-) Overall yummy, & cute premise!

[angelsdreambook.livejournal.com]

LOL Thank you for the feed back... ya know. I have NO idea... they come in they do what they want and never tell me nothing.... I still don't know what Rodney and Radek were really up to... but I suspect Rodney told, what with all the love bites from John. ;)

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I'll bet John knew about it. muaaa hahahah

[iocane.livejournal.com]

MUhuhuhahahahahahaha!! Cute and porny! Major in the middle indeed *dances a jig*

*goes off humming 'the internet is for porn'*