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My turn for "The 12 Days Of Lorne" was supposed to be December 19th, but due to specialness on my part the fic was delayed until now. My apologies to the
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Title: Gift of the Taur'i
Author: Myownspecialself
Pairing: Parrish/Lorne
Fandom/Genre: Stargate Atlantis/slash, crack!fic
Rating: PG-13/(maybe R?)
Warnings: M/M sexual innuendo and implied M/M sex
Summary: It was the worst of Christmases, it was the best of Christmases.
Disclaimer: Not intended for profit.
Author's Notes: The two items mentioned herein are Major Evan Lorne's bazooka (which makes its first appearance in Season 2, Episode 4, "Duet") and Dr. David Parrish's Williamsonia sewardiana (Season 2, Episode 3, "Runner"). "Taur'i" is the term sometimes applied to natives of Earth.
SPECIAL NOTE: Approximately 2,000 words. This fic is currently un-beta'd. Apologies to O. Henry.
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( Gift Of The Taur'i )
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